Letra de Kim jon-il vs hulk hogan

[Kim Jong-il]
The name´s Kim Jong,
I got a license to IL
Make you swallow my rhymes
Like a steroids pill
Your body looks like a spray tan banana
With a walrus mustache and a wacked bandana

I´m coming at you like the asian Rick Flair
Bitch, I´ll supplex you by your friggin´ dick hair
Your whole fam´s a bunch of barbies, dude
You want beef? Eat this korean BBQ!

[Hulk Hogan]
You´ve got a ringside seat to your own smackdown, brother!
You look like Sonic the Hedgehog´s mother!
You´re a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni!
I´m gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony!

C´mon dude, all the little Hulksters know
I´ll hang you from the ropes like a South Park puppet show
I´ll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling
Brother, I´ll leg drop your ass back to Beijing!

[Kim Jong-il]
Beijing is in China, you blond asshole!
I´m a god among men, you´re a suburban commando
North Korea, bitch
Let me give you a tour!
By the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!

"Hulk Hogan goes down! I don´t know if he can finish the battle... Wait! He´s reaching for the ropes! It´s... it´s... Macho Man Randy Savage!"

["Macho Man" Randy Savage]
Oh yeah, it´s about to get real
Watch me snap into a slim jim Kim Jong-il
I don´t like to hit little bitches with glasses
But when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses

I´m the Macho Man, there is no equal
So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people, punk!
I´ll elbow drop your whole nation
On behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation
Oh, yeah!