Letra de Erb dr. seuss vs. shakespeare

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Letra de ERB DR. SEUSS VS. SHAKESPEARE de NICE PETER.

( Nice Peter )

William Shakespeare:

Come bite my thumb!
I hope you know the stakes
I´ll put a slug between your shoulder blades
Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard
My rhymes are classic
Your crap is drafted by a kindergartner high on acid
Ye hoebag
You´re an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads
Egads it´s so sad
And to top it off
You´re not a doctor
I´ve never seen a softer author
You crook, you
I bet you wrote The Twilight books too

Dr Seuss(Cat in The Hat):
I would not could not on a boat
Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
Even Horton doesn´t want to here you
And Cindy Lou
Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death
You leave a classroom
Looking like the end of MacBeth
I entertain a child of any age
You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page
How you gonna battle with the Cat in The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat
You think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me coming back

William Shakespeare:

I´m switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces, each is such a wonder with a plethora of features you´re pathetically predictable, you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building, it´s a castle, I´m a boss. I bet I´m Parliament. I´m positive, I´m killing it, I´m iller than the plague, I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you´re sitting in the bleachers.

Dr Seuss (The Cat in The Hat):

You rap fast you do
Yes you rap fast it´s true
Now let´s see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2

Thing 1 & 2:

Oh, No
We´ll smash your globe
Yo, you may have wrote the script but we running the show
You can take your fancy words and send´em back home to your mama
Break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we´ll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs
We´ll break offa your legs
Make no mistake
We in a rage
All does not end well when we bust out our cage
You gettin´ upstaged Bill
You, you just got played!


Who won?
Who´s Next?
You decide?