Letra de Doctor seuss vs william sheakespare

[William Shakespeare: George Watsky]
Come bite my thumb!
I hope you know the stakes
I´ll put a slug between your shoulder blades
Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard
My rhymes are classic
Your crap is drafted by a kindergartner high on acid
Ye hoebag
You´re an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads
Egads it´s so sad
And to top it off
You´re not a doctor
I´ve never seen a softer author
You crook, you
I bet you wrote The Twilight books too

[Dr Seuss: Mickey Meyer] (Cat in The Hat)
I would not could not on a boat
Read any of the boring ass plays you wrote
Even Horton doesn´t want to here you
And Cindy Lou
Who is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death (Here lies your readership R.I.P)
You leave a classroom
(1+2 = So Much Blood)
Looking like the end of MacBeth
I entertain a child of any age
You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page
How you gonna battle with the Cat in The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat
You think your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me coming back

[William Shakespeare: George Watsky] (Fast )
I´m switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces,
each is such a wonder with a plethora of features
you´re pathetically predictable, you think your new book
might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet
creatures the Bard is in the building, it´s a castle,
I´m a boss. I bet I´m Parliament. I´m positive, I´m killing
it, I´m iller than the plague, I never caught or cholera
a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while
you´re sitting in the bleachers.

Dr Seuss: Mickey Meyer] (The Cat And The Hat - Nice Peter)
You rap fast you do
Yes you rap fast it´s true
Now let´s see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2

[Thing 1 And Thing 2 - Lloyd Ahlquist
]
Oh, No
We´ll smash your globe
Yo, you may have wrote the script but we running the show
You can take your fancy words and send´em back home to your mama
Break our foot off in your ass with our feetie pajamas
Man we´ll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs
We´ll break offa your legs
Make no mistake
We in a rage
All does not end well when we bust out our cage
You gettin´ upstaged Bill
You, you just got played!