Letra de Moves like jagger

These pants are too small
They´re skin tight
They´re squeezing my balls
It´s a sad sight
I used to be thin
Now I´ve got two chins
Should have hit the gym
I´m getting too old for Youtube
They´re all gonna LOL at my man boobs
Come on, Mark let´s go
My stomach looks gross
We´ll fix that in post
Are you really going to?
Oh, hell no.
Damn I really let myself go I ate
Too much pizza and nachos
Now my man boobs are saggin´
C´mon you guys stop laughin´
At my man boooooooobs
Let me have a try
I can do it
I sound like the guy
Let me prove it
My gut´s not as big
Just hand me that wig
And watch my gay jig
Impersonating the guy´s
Impression
Of the other guy
It´s like inception
I´m covered in sweat
Just give me a sec
Let me catch my breath
HA!
It´s not as easy as it looks
I am starting to regret this
Someone call the paramedics
I just threw my back out
I really should´ve stretched out
I just f**************ed my back up
Christina sings these random lines
I think she applied her make up twice
Used to show her goodies
She ate too many cookies
And now she looks like Snooki
GTL!
I got my second wind
We are all attentions whores
Someone help me off the floor
I´ve got them moves like grandpa
I´ve got them boobs like grandma
But we will doooooooo anything for laughter
Doooo anything for laughter