Letra de Firework

LYRICS
Have you ever had an uninvited guest
Why did you wear sweatpants
The day she wore that dress
You put a book on it
Your woody wouldn´t quit
Think of disgusting things
and don´t encourage it
And then it starts to ache
zippers about to break
Your using every trick to try to tame your trouser snake
Listen and listen good
Don´ t cover up your wood
A woody never should
Ever have to be Caged or blocked
Unlock your jock
Just let it pop Like a jack in the box
Show em that your willy works
A stiffy shouldn´t have to hurt
Make em scream oh my god
As you shock em with your lightning rod
Baby let your mojo rise
It doesn´t matter what the size
You don´t have to feel ashamed
Like Miley it just can´t be tamed
Boing boing boing
Even bigger than Boeing Boeing Boeing
Sometimes it can be annoying noying noying
But now your confidence is gro- ow-ing
Put your package on display
Even if they scream and run away
Your the jockey of your one eyed horse
I´m talking bout your dong of course
Someday when youíre old and bored
You´ll wish that you had shown it more
It´s the reason that the world was born
Every girl believes in unicorns
Doing ding dong
Someday random chubbys will be gone
Doing ding dong
Can´t believe I wrote a whole schlong song