Letra de Telephone

GAGA
First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance
And it´s not even close to Poker Face or Just Dance

So I will distract them by getting half naked
And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink

The kitchen sink sink
What do you think think?
I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink

First I´ll get stripped naked by some burly prison guards
Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard

BEYONCE
This video seems goofy you should just do it alone
Besides I´m getting sick of all these songs about phones

GAGA
You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog

Then we start to dance and there´s dead people everywhere
As usual I´ll have lots crazy crap in my hair

PPPPPPPPProduct Placement
Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement

Blood and guts and boobs and buts
And I just want to make your head explode

Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep
That was Lady Gaga in Morse code

BEYONCE
If you think I´m doing this
Then you´re a crazy bastard
You musta blown a gasket
Are you trippin´ on acid
As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard
And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket

I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin´
You used to be a diva now you´re Marilyn Manson

GAGA
You´re gonna do my video and do it my way
I´d hate for something bad to happen to your family ay

BEYONCE
My family ay?

GAGA
That´s right Beyonce
A piano might accidentally fall on Jay-Z

BEYONCE
Somebody help me cause I don´t want to sing anymore
She´s got a gun to my head on the dance floor

GAGA
Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub
And their doin´ it with a garden gnome

BEYONCE
Please don´t beat me up but I have to ask
What does that have to do with a telephone?