Letra de -the legend of zelda rap

Link:
Yeah my name is Link, man, I´m more well known
than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT´S A
F**KING GIRL´S NAME!
I´ve saved the world like fifteen times and and
saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
"Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king
annoying fairyI´d rather be forced to
listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it´s time I got some recognition,
don´t you think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT!
Legend of LINK.

Zelda:
Cause he´s the L to the I to
the N to the K
Wears tights every day,
don´t give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel
And he ain´t gonna stop
til the world is free of evil

Link:
I´ll break all your pots and I best not hear
your bitchin´
I´ve got the Triforce of courage,
BITCH! So you better listen (that´s right)
I´m called bushwhacker and my
bank account´s maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather
wallet´s packed now

Can´t back down, can´t slack now,
the world needs me to attack now
Yet I´m forced to pay out the ass for these
bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers
and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass
Ganon all the way to Argentina

Zelda:
Cause he´s the L to the I to
the N to the K
Wears tights every day,
don´t give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel
And he ain´t gonna stop
til the world is free of evil

Moster:
Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to
the North Pole?
Santa´s got a thing for elfs and he´s
getting´ his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will
convince me you´re straight? (Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Link:
Oh snap, it´s Ganondorf tryin´
to jock on my style
Batman´s cape, Lincoln´s beard, were
you dressed by a child?
You´re a ginger with no soul and you
look like a f**king troll
Isn´t kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?

Moster:
You think Zelda´s stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she´s sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.

Link:
Man, you should´ve been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
It´s a damn lie you told about Zelda ´cause she loves my master sword
It´s a shame your whole life´s been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
´cause today will be the day known as "The day you got schooled"

Zelda:
Cause he´s the L to the I to
the N to the K
Wears tights every day,
don´t give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel
And he ain´t gonna stop
til the world is free of evil