Letra de Boxman 2.0

I´m a nice guy and get nothing in return but
Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt
By the way, saying "Good game" doesn´t mean it´s OK
Guy on guy butt slapping´s really gay

No, that´s not me now, I´m Boxman version two
Out with the old box, in with the new
Don´t expect a dance from me that´s so overplayed
Boxman Dance time won´t get me laid

The old me would be polite and hold open doors
Not the new me, I´ll walk past ´cause I´m hardcore
Hand me that paper, no I won´t say please
Because I´m a BAMF like Sue from Glee

Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips?
Why not combine the two? Purple is hip
(Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination)
Let´s see that dinosaur´s gang operation

He´s a Boxman version two
Everything you knew about him´s now untrue
He´s a Boxman two point oh
He´s really badass like G.I. Joe
He´s a Boxman in a gang
They make him do things that are insane
He´s a Boxman as you can see
Breaking that table was really mean

So maybe gang life ain´t all it´s cracked up to be
Hanging out with old men who live at home just
for me
Oops Forgot to wear my undies
They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me

Stop, everybody put your hands in the air
There´s a gang affair going on in here, I´m aware

Holy f**ing sh**, I´m f***ing out of here, man
I had nothing to do with any of their plans

Whoa, oh my God, dude, what the hell is all this?
Gangs play Pokemon? You can´t be serious
Hey, is that a Snorlax? that card is super cool
I´ll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo, and Tentacruel

Now I´m a box living in a box on the street
All ´cause I wanted street cred from the industry
I don´t care if people don´t like what they see
If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tree

He´s a Boxman version two
Everything you knew about him´s now untrue
He´s a Boxman two point oh
He really really really likes The Cosby Show
He´s a Boxman acts like himself now
Doesn´t try to act like the rest of the crowd
He´s a Boxman now he´s cleaner
But if you´re a prick he´ll kick