Letra de Bomb new jersey

There´s a magical land I know
A place where I grew up
And I´d make a deal with the devil himself
To see that place blown up

There in that interesting land I know
Where no one has a brain
They all wear jeans that are acid washed
And yet they think im insane

I would get down on my knees and service the Japanese
Till i reek of old sushi, but please
Bomb New Jersey
I would happily kowtow to my new leader Chairman Mao
I would even learn Chinese, just please Bomb New Jersey

I would go tell Jong Il Kim that they´re making fun of him
In a kimchi-hating town that´s known as New Jersey Better yet I´ve got a plan, I will convince Pakistan
That India can be found somewhere in new Jersey

New Jersey is the place where i grew up
They pelted me with rocks and garbage
I guess it´s tough to be a fruit in the Garden State
And if you have a sexy girlfriend then they´re doubly irate

I would climb a rocky crag and plant a Russian flag
On a smoldering hole once known
As New Jersey
Oh, it would be a tragic loss if both Bon Jovi and The Boss
Are somewhere out of state when the Danes nuke New Jersey

It´s a place named after a sweatshirt
So what more can you expect sir?
And if you try to express your individuality
They will throw you to the ground
And they´ll kick you in the teeth
Like they did to me

The bombs come down on Morris Town
And Trenton´s up in flames
Newark we drowned, then burnt it down
But Elizabeth still smells the same
Many butts will breach on Marmanth beach
We´ll erase Orange from site

But before I leave this land I loathe
I bid New Jersey Goodnight