Letra de The sexy data tango

If, while you´re out in space, love
You´re horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love
That phat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet

´cause he´s fully functional, and anatomically correct
He´s fully functional and anatomically correct

His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole
and he´ll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
his multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit

So if you´re a filthy horta, Data´s your bestest bet
´cause he´s fully functional, and anatomically correct
He´s fully functional and anatomically correct

He gently massages your gel packs
while he replicates some lube
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery´s tube
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft
as he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft

So if you´re a filthy horta Data´s your bestest bet
´cause he´s fully functional, and anatomically correct
He´s fully functional and anatomically correct

His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
He´s full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured
He will put you on your knees
And if you´re into disgrace
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze

so if you´re a filthy horta, Data´s your bestest bet
´cause he´s fully functional, and anatomically correct
He´s fully functional and anatomically correct

He´s fully functional... and anatomically correct!