Letra de Self defeat

One. I´m tripping literally, I should be dish washing
´Cause I got bowlegged knees and often they be crossing
Go ahead and ask my bosses, they´ll tell you that I´m clumsy
I´ll probably fall into your fist so you don´t have to punch me.

Two. I´m vegetarian so I don´t want no beef
You´ve lost expensive jewelry, I´ve lost my crooked teeth
I sing in church choir, my daddy is a reverend
I tried to be a gangsta but my curfew was eleven

Three. I drive my Vespa through the streets and wear my helmet proud
I do my homework every night then come to this rowdy crowd
I signed a full-on battle, filled in all the basics
But when they saw it was me, they put me on the waiting list

Four. I run from bullies in the streets, I don´t know how to fight
I don´t throw lefts or rights I just slap, sprint, and write
I´m skinny, all scrawny arms and a tiny chest
Shoot I could hide behind that pole if I just hold my breath

Five. My apron looks like a dress
I could twirl around like a pretty princess
I´m not a busboy, I´m a waitress
But I can´t get the drink right, taste test

Let me find who´s around, those your guests
My hand got sweaty and I lost my grip
My shoes don´t fit, they hand me down
From the Salvation Army right downtown

When I walk into the room, the lights go down
I´m so ugly, mom won´t hug me
And that´s ten better disses than you
I´m beating myself, something you couldn´t do