Letra de If you really loved me

If you really loved me the way you say you do
If you love me half as much as I love you
You would pluck a planet from the sky
You´d use a star to dot the "i"
In I love you... that is what you´d do
You´d take a cloudy sky and you would paint it blue
If you loved me unconditionally
It´s the very least you´d do for me

You know I need you
Like a fish needs the sea
Like a fire needs oxygen
Like a flower needs a bee
But if you really care for me
You´d let me video you while you wee
Standing up in the bath, I shouldn´t even have to ask
Perhaps you´ll even store a little more in a flask
These are just the things that people do
When their love for one another is true
Doo doo doo

We go together
Like a cracker and Brie
Like racism and ignorance
Like niggers and R&B
But if you really want to show you care
You´d let me wear your underwear
When we go to your mum´s, for a bit of harmless fun
I just like talking about your childhood with lace between my buns
There´s no reason for a big to-do
If your love for me is really truly true

We go together
Like a bird and a nest
Like Internet and kiddie-porn
Like guns and the US
And if you love me like you say you do
You´d purchase thirty cockatoos
And teach them to fly... in formation in the sky
And shit the words "Tim is God" on my ex-girlfriend´s Hyundai
Sure, it might be easier with doves
But shirking challenges is not what love

Is all about
Love is not all wine and roses
Sometimes it´s handcuffs and cheese
No-one said love is for free
And if you acknowledge that
You´d sing me Bible stories wearing nothing but your Bob the Builder hat
To the tune of waltzing Matilda
I just love the combination of Islam, nationalism and builder

Because I need you
Like a tick needs a tock
Like bananas need pyjamas
Like a nun needs cock
But if you want to put your love for me first
You wouldn´t go through childbirth
You´d agree to adopt so that you could stay thin
We´ll get a Chinese kid, it could teach us Mandarin
And communists don´t make as much noise
And they´re really good at sharing their toys

Because I dig you
Like an Aussie digs pies
Like Born-Agains dig Jesus
Like Jesus dug guys

And if you love me unconditionally
You´d do my tax return for me
Cos it´s way overdue, and I just don´t know,
I guess I´m self-employed but do I still pay as I go?
And does the threshold apply to me?
And should I register for GST
And if you love me unconditionally
You´ll let me video you while you wee?
Assuming there´s nothing worth watching on TV