Letra de We like sportz

(Phone ringing)
Hello,
Hi, Do you wanna go to a party with me?
No, the games on.
O, I almost forgot, I´ll be right there.

We Like Sports and we don´t care who knows,
From shooting hoops, to the super bowl.
We Like Sports and we don´t care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

The Game is startin, everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my friends and a beer.
Just two normal guys hangin out, having fun,
Right Guy number two?
Yea Guy number one.
"E" to the "S" to the "P" to the "N",
Is all I watch ´cause I´m the man.
If my team loses I´ll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax we´ll get in a fight.
Watching sports with girls is a pain,
They don´t know the rules, there´s no time to explain.
Single, Double, Triple, Home run.
For the celebration I´ll shoot my gun.
I Like my friend he´s a real guys guy,
He´s not a loud mouth like that cunt-hole Steve.

We Like Sports and we don´t care who knows,
From Wimbeldon, to the Astrodome.
We Like Sports and we don´t care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

Now when I say sports, you say nuts.
Sports-Nuts, Sports-Nuts
When I say cheating, you say sucks.
Cheating-Sucks, Cheating-Sucks

I drink whisky because I like the taste,
You think it´s bitter, but I think it´s great.
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars,
Don´t believe me? Smell our cars.
We´re real men, and we like sports,
If you say that we´re not then we´ll see you in court
I´m team captain, and I choose you,
I´m the other team captain and I choose you, too.
We steal the ball, and we´re off to the races,
Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces.
Like:
What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What.

We Like Sports and we don´t care who knows,
From the pre-game jokes, to the rap-up show.
We Like Sports and we don´t care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

Throm me the baseball,
Now toss me the pigskin,
Now feed me the rock,
Now give me the rock.