Letra de I threw it on the ground

I was walkin´ through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I´m not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground
You must think I´m a joke
I ain´t gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man´s veins

I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says, "You come here all the time!
Here´s one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"

I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don´t need your handouts!
I´m an adult!
Please!
You can´t buy me a hot dog, man!

At the farmer´s market with my so-called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it´s my dad
Man, this ain´t my dad!
This is a cell phone!

I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I´m stupid?
I´m not a part of your system
My dad´s not a phone!
DUH!

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?

Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!

So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I´m an ADULT!

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!

Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole

Fell to the ground
The phonies didn´t let up
Tasin´ on my butthole over and over

I was screamin´ and squirmin´
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is

You can´t trust the system

Man!