Letra de Dead ipod

within every electronic device
there lies a seed
dormant and waiting to be...released
somewhere between 18mos and 2yrs
it will sprout...and begin to choke the life out

and if you´ve got an iPod,
you know exactly what we´re talking about
you pressed the power button
and what happened was nothin´
iTunes won´t even see it
now you wish you´d warranted it
the Doom Seed has germinated
your iPod shall not be resuscitated!

now you gotta figure out whatchoo gon do with your dead iPod
write a eulogy and bury it in your backyard

even though it´s broke you can pretend like its not
to avoid conversation with strangers at the bus stop

use it as a weapon if you´re being attacked...
you know what, on second thought, scratch that.

tape it to your body, call it a bod-switch
put it in a hoagie, call it an iPod-wich

a paper weight is lame unless there´s a fan on your desk,
and even in that case, a man hole cover works best.

or keep it simple ´cause less is more;
put it in a shoebox in the back of a drawer
then 50 years from today
your grandkids will find it and say:

"you listened to music on this!? you mean when you were a kid, you didn´t have music uploaded directly to your brain?! and you´ll say "nah, we just had iPods."