Letra de House song

I?m a Ravenclaw
I like to read books
When I cast spells
they?re off the freaking hook.

I?m a Gryffindor
I?lll fly with my friends
We?ll never back down
and fight to the end.

I?m a Slytherin
I am very rich
I?ll go on a date
with whoever gets the snitch.

I?m a Hufflepuff
just staying relaxed
Gimme drinks and friends
No fueds, we got tact.

(Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?

Hey, I?m just trying to have a good time over here!)

A good time!
A good time!

I?m a Ravenclaw
got wit beyond measure
I can catch a snitch
like it?s caught up in a tether.

I?m a Slytherin
the house of a snake
Come get in my way
and get tossed in the lake.

I?m a Gryffindor
and we own the sky
Yeah! We always win
with our rally cry.

I?m a Slytherin
the top of my class
If you disagree
I?ll kick your muggle ass.

(Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter IS?

Well, I haven´t read the books, but I?ve seen all the movies!)

Let?s beat him up!
Let?s beat him up!

I?m a Slytherin
a big fan of Snape
If it?s a MoM album
we have to say Snape.

I?m a Hufflepuff
we?re true to the end
United we stand
so I stand with my friends.

I?m a Gryffindor
as brave as they come
And my namesake sword
will get the job done.

I?m a Ravenclaw
my brain is super fast
Like Sheldon Cooper
but not a total ass.

(So who?s this Sheldon Cooper guy, anyway, Aaron?

He?s from the show the Big Bang Theory!

You?re out of the band.)

He?s no Spock!
I don?t wanna go!