Letra de Romance is boring

Darling
I´m with St. Bernard´s and we´re
Scouring the Alps and the Andes
And if they die then it is on my head
They follow paw prints in the snow to my throne
To my bed

You´re pouting in your sleep
I´m waking still yawning
We´re proving to each other
That romance is boring
Still there are things I could do
If I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring

Start as you mean to continue
Complacent and self-involved
You´re trying not to be nervous
If you were trying at all
I will wake
I will bake phallic cake
Take your diffidence
Make it my clubhouse
But my straits swim in lies
Ventricle cauterized
It´s the way of living that I espouse

You´re pouting in your sleep
I´m waking still yawning
We´re proving to each other
That romance is boring
Still there are things I could do
If I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring

We are two ships that pass in the night
You and I we are nothing alike
I am a pleasure cruise
You a direct to trawl
Return less empty
Nothing at all

You´re pouting in your sleep
I´m waking still yawning
We´re proving to each other
That romance is boring
Still there are things I could do
If I was half prepared to
Prove to each other that romance is boring