Letra de The unknown stuntman

Well, i'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but i've been seen with farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with sally field, gone fast with a girl named bo.
But somehow they just don't end up as mine...
It's a death-defying life i lead, i'll take my chances.
I've died for a living in the movies and tv.
But the hardest thing i'll ever do is watch my leading ladies,
Kiss some other guy while i'm bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building, i might roll a brand-new car,
'cause i'm the unknown stuntman that made redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school, but i taught ladies plenty.
It's true i hire my body out for pay, hey hey!
I've gotten burned over cheryl tiegs, blown up over rachel welch
But when i wind up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey!
I might jump an open drawbridge, or tarzan from a vine,
'cause i'm the unknown stuntman, that makes eastwood look so fine.

They'll never make me president, but i got the best first ladies
Someday's i got'em as far as the eye can see - ouee
A morning dove with jacky smith, a crash in the night with cheryl
But in the end they never stay with me
On my fall from the tower building, so burt reynolds don't get hurt
I might leap the mighty canyon, so he can kiss and flirt
Well, that smooth talker's kissing my girl - i'm just kissing dirt
Yes, i'm the lonely stuntman, that made a lover out of burt