Letra de Epic rap battles of kitchenry (midget apple vs biggie fries)

Epic Rap Battles of Kitchenry
Midget Apple VS Biggie Fries
Begin:

Look like small fry,here
got elected the fal guy
time for tall guy
to drob bombs apple´s appalled by
when taking on fast food
mini macs come in last dude
call you midget to your midget face
regardless if that´s rude
i´m living life super-sized
scales tip in my favor
ladies diggin´ my flavor
cause biggie´s one hot po-tater
my gravyty´s strong
you´re too small to repel it
if it you who fell on newton´s head
newton wouldn´t felt it

(midget apple)
preferred term´s little apple
the m-world´s messed up
compared to mine your rhymes are tasteless
perhaps you should ketchup
teeny weeny
itsy bitsy shrimp i´ve heard it before
gonna take more to cut
this this apple´s core
but nice spore how do these rhymes
come to me so easili i don´t know
now retrun to teritory
more befitting Idaho
lyrics as toxic as any
apple seed: cyanide
looking a litle fried there,fries
baest step aside

(bigie fries)
I might look a litle fried
bit you look a lot little
you mad,bro?
here´s the world´s tiniiest fiddle
yo i´ll mcgriddle
and mcrribs this kid
you told a whopper of a tale
in which you actually win
bad new for you scmhmuck
you lose and you suck
that´s what happens when you pick
the phattest friar since tuck
i´ve served billions
consider yourself among ´em
you´re more annoying than your friend
drive-thru come again

(midget apple)
let´s not compare apples to oranges
i´d radher we saw
whose linguistic skills
reign superior n´est pas?
artificial flavors
you´re so fake, absurd
you call yourself a french fry?
Dude you don´t speak a word
biggie biggie biggie
can´t parlez
you´re keeping doctors in business
i keep doctor away
i hope i got your eyes seeing red
every last one
i also hope you´ve made your peace cause ding!
fries are done