Letra de Poor unfortunate souls

I admit that in the past I´ve been a nasty
They weren´t kidding when they called me kinda strange
But you´ll find that nowadays
I´ve mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a change

And I fortunately know a little secret
It´s a talent that I always have possessed
And Dear lady, please don´t laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed (pathetic! )

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed!

Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to me crying
"Will you help us, pretty please?"
And I help them!
Yes I do!

The men up there don´t like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yes on land it´s much preferred for ladies not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle patter for?

They´re not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
Yet they dote and swoon and fawn
On ladies who withdrawn
It´s she who holds her tongue who gets her man

Poor unfortunate souls
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I´m a very busy person and I haven´t got all day
It won´t cost much
Just your voice!

Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
If you wanna cross the bridge, my sweet
You´ve got the pay the toll
Take a gulp
Take a breath
Go ahead
Sign the scroll
Nick and Kevin
Now I´ve got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
You poor unfortunate souls

In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed!

Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to me crying
"Will you help us, pretty please?"
And I help them!
Yes I do!