Letra de Big black caddy

"Hey girl,you need a lift"
"Ah ha"
"I got this big black caddy outside to take you wherever you want to go"
"Oh,really"
"You wanna see it?"
"Yeah"
"Oh what´s that"

My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy
My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy

Hey girl,you wanna take a little spin
Well just hop on because you can´t get in
But just be carefull how you (sit down)
Or I´ll make you (get down)
I´ll even be your chauffeur and drive you from town to town
You ought to be glad that I let you cum
The only kind of gas I ever use is premium
As we were driving to our destination on a quest
She said,"May I relax on your big head rest?"
Now we listened to her favorite song,relaxed and layed back
As I brove,her to Jersey on my big black Cadillac

My big.... black.... Caddy....Caddy
My big.....black.... Caddy....Caddy

Now when I´m drivin´ down deep dark tunnels on slick wet roads
That´s when I put my black Caddy in cruise control
You fella´s Caddy´s on the side of the road,then go tow it
Because my horn is workin´ fine,don´t believe me
Come blow it
Not Mercedes,BMW,Porsche or Masarati,it´s a big fat stretch
I´m tellin´ everybody (my big black Caddy)
Yo,I know ain´t nothing wrong with your hearin´
And I got a strong back that provides the power steering
The fellas all (jealous) The ladies all (want it)
You can´t get in it but you all can ride on it

My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy
My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy

A huh,huh,well,it´s not the kind of Caddy that runs on gas
It´s the kind of Caddy that runs on (ass)
The ladies waitin´ in line to keep polished and shined
It´s designed so they never make one like mine
It´s rammed through many towns
Really got around (did work,done damage)
And it never broke down
My Cadillac is great,earth´s 8th wonder of the world
Take it out my garage and scare the (shit out of girls)
It´s big,you dig,but there no need to panic
´Cause the Caddy´s fully loaded and it´s aerodynamic

My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy
My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy

Joy-riding with my Caddy,cold chillin´,gettin´ loose
When I saw this flygirl who needed a boost
So I dipped into her bumpers with skill and with class
She screamed."Harder,won´t you give me just a little more gas"
Doin´ my best so she wouldn´t feel inferior
She said "I like your nice plush vinyl exterior"
She was holdin´ on tighter than a figure-four leg lock
This is what she said the first time she saw the jock
(Who Johnny Carson,your Caddy´s so large)
(But you can park your Cadillac in my greasy garage)

My big.....black.....Caddy...Caddy
My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy