Letra de Leela: orphan of the stars

Captain
Who is this one eyed female baby Moses?
With courage in her female babies smile?

Orphans
A savior from the stars
Or something stranger still

Leela
Or just a lonely filthy starving child

Bender
Leela! Leela, Leela save him
Save Fry! Save Fry! Godzilla,
Will devour him as for me I must be off
To have my doctor check this cough
Goodbye

Fry
To win Leela´s heart with the holophoner´s art
I need hands of transcendental quickness

Robot Devil
Well I don´t see any danger
In gambling with a stranger
For my head is of a most amazing thickness

I´m stupid! I´m stupid! I´m stupider than you
I´m stupider than you in every way

Robot Devil (spoken)
Stupider?
Bah! This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant
Your lyrics lack subtelty
You can´t just have your characters announce how they feel
That makes me feel angry!

Fry (spoken)
Look, what do you want?

Robot Devil (singing)
I want my hands back!
Ahahahahahahaha!

Fry
Never!
A Deals a deal, even with a dirty dealer

Robot Devil
Very well, then I´ll take what I want from Leela!
Leela has promised me her hand

Leela
Fry, you do not understand!

I should have revealed I´ve been deafened by Bender
the shame, the shame
But I feared you´d stop writing this musical splendor
Deceptions´, the curse of my whimsical gender
He gave me mechanical ears
Effective yet just a bit garish
In return without shedding a tear
I agreed that I´d give him my hand...

Robot Devil
In marriage

Leela
What?

Robot Devil
You´ll give me your hand in marriage

Hermes
Is this really happening or just being staged?

Farnsworth
It can´t be real,

Amy
Not if Leela is engaged

Leela
That isn´t what I meant, that isn´t what I signed

Robot Devil
You should have checked the wording in the fine,
Print

Leela (spoken)
I´ll give you my hand

Leela/Robot Devil (singing)
In marriage

Bender
The use of words expressing something other than
their literal intentions, now that, is, irony!

Robot Devil
I will marry her now and confide her to Hell
How droll, how droll!
Where Styx is a river and not just a band
Though they´ll play our reception if all goes as planned
Unless Fry you surrender my hands!!

Fry
Destiny has cheated me, by
forcing me to decide upon
the woman that I idolize
Or the hands of an automotan

Without these hands I can´t complete
The opera that was captivating her but if I keep
them, and she marries him
then he probably won´t want me dating her

Farnsworth
I can´t believe the Devil is so unforgiving

Zoidberg
I can´t believe everybody is just ad-libbing!

Robot Preacher
By the power invested in me by the state of New New York

Fry
No!! Stop!
Take my hands, you evil! Metal! Dork!!

Robot Devil
Ahahahahahaha!!