Letra de 99 biker friends

Such a big man, such a little chick.
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pick- up truck in the driveway,
With a sticker on the window
"Rest in Peace Number 3".
Tell all your friends
How you put her in her place.
7 pounds of makeup
Just to hide her beat up face.
Such a pretty face.

CHORUS
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
She´s wearing shades but we all see
Behind the tinted glass.
And I´ve got 99 biker friends
That wanna kick your ass.

Tell her that you´re sorry.
Blame it on the beer.
Your dad was mean to you.
Your friends think you´re an asshole
And I do too.
Over compensatin´ for your small shoes.
Takin her away, but you won´t say when.
Hold her in your arms,
Tell her this won´t happen again.
When will this end? Well

[CHORUS]

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
With his trusty nun-chucks
Chuck Norris is still alive,
So let´s call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".
Let´s get the A-Team,
50 Cent with his bling-bling,
And a couple of prison guards.

[CHORUS]

I hope that you can run fast
Start runnin´ now.
We´re gonna kick your ass