Letra de Bfff

You are my best friend in the world.
And I hope that you know,
when we hangout together,
it´s freakin´ awesome.

Playing poker Friday night,
Pyromancing off golf cart races
You think that my sister´s hot
I accidentally shot your finger
off your writing hand oh well,
you get disability.
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.

You´ll tell the world I´m gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there´s anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I´m trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

You fart and burp in the same key,
and I think your iPod sucks.
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.

I´ve seen your penis you´ve seen mine
I popped your pimples you
rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back

you went in fits when I shit my pants
you felt my girls´ brand new boobs
you asked to suck them she refused
so while you slept I shaved your head
you woke up and told me that I...

You´ll tell the world I´m gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there´s anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
I´m trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

You´ll tell the world I´m gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there´s anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I´m trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.