Letra de My girlfriend, who lives in canada

Ohhhh... I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
my girlfriend who lives in Canada.
She couldn´t be sweeter
I wish you could meet her,
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!

Her name is Alberta She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother And sucks like a Hoover.

I e-mail her every single day
Just to make sure that everything´s okay.
It´s a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!

Last week she was here, but she had the flu.
Too bad ´Cause I wanted to introduce her to you
It´s so sad There wasn´t a thing that she could do
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head!
Oh! I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
But you can´t because she is in Canada.

I love her, I miss her,
I can´t wait to kiss her,
So soon I´ll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-
She´s my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!
And I can´t wait to eat her pussy again!