Letra de Goalie

[spoken] OK, here´s what doing here, uh. We´re gonna
intergrate two very important things and those are
intelligence and sports!

[singing]
In hockey you must score a goal
which one cannot do if between me and the net theres no hole
Most goalies are quick
react the drop of a hat
but I don´t need to be quick when I got so much fat

What do you do with your 1500 pounds?
You play goalie!
[x2]

You can try the wristshot, slapshot, there´s no getting through
I told you ten times you cannot fake out blubber, dude
I won´t get tired, cuz I´ll just lie on my side
So the other teams won´t copy I´ll be signed at the deadline.

Turn on channel 29 on the tele´
I´ve eliminated the kicksave and only block with my belly
Me and George Ezina, I´ll be a new sensation
The NHL can´t not let me play cuz that´s discrimination!

What do you do with your 1500 pounds? (you can´t spend it in England)
You play goalie.
[x2]

Hey man do you know whats up?
The Flyers could´ve used me in the Stanley Cup.
And I don´t care if it ruins the sport of the game
cuz we´re winning, Yeah we´re winning!

What do you do with your 1500 pounds?
You play goalie. [repeat til end]
(and we dance like a wave of the ocean and dance. and we live and we love and we dance. and we dance and we dance and we dance)