Letra de Anything you can do, i can do better

*jonny and mishelle continue to argue as music starts*
Jonny: anything i can do, you think you could do better...i'll always be
better, much better than you!
mishelle: no, you're not!
jonny: yes i am!
mishelle: no, you're not!
jonny: yes i am!
mishelle: no, you're not!
jonny: yes i am, yes i am!!!
*mishelle put her hands to her hips,glaring at jonny*
mishelle: yeah? we'll see about that! *continues singing*
Mishelle: any insult you can think of, i'll come up with one better! i
can always think of an insult much better than yours!
jonny: it ain't so!
mishelle: yes, it's so!
jonny: it ain't so!
mishelle: yes, it's so!
jonny: it ain't so!
mishelle: yes, it's so! yes it's so!!!
*rest of the team shakes their head sadly as this continues in higher
tones for
some time*
Travis: oh this is great, they're yelling so much louder! soon, my
ears'll be bleeding, i'll be hemorraging!
hadji: better not make a mess out here!
claudette: *strains to hear clearly* what did you say? i do not
think i can hear!
*jonny taps his foot and thinks awhile, then continues singing*
Jonny: any trap you can escape from, i can escape quicker! you're such a
slowpoke, you'll never catch up!
mishelle: dream on!
jonny: it's the truth!
mishelle: dream on!
jonny: it's the truth!
mishelle: dream on!
jonny: it's the truth! it's the truth!!
Mishelle: any guy you can beat up, i can beat up faster! you're too
clumsy, and you hit like a wuss!
jonny: canine-face!
mishelle: wussy-boy!
jonny: canine-face!
mishelle: wussy-boy!
jonny: canine-face!
mishelle: wussy-boy! wussy boy!!
*travis sighs and flips through the lyrics as the two continue to fight*
Jonny: any car you drive, i can drive better! i can drive anything
better than you!
*hadji's eyes widen, jessie tries not to laugh*

Mishelle: birds will die!
jonny: no they won't!
mishelle: squirrels will die!
jonny: no they won't!
mishelle: other animals will die!
jonny: no they won't! no they won't!!!
Jessie: i don't believe this! they're at it for hours! better forget
about sleeping anytime tonight!
bryce: someone give me a sedative!!!
travis: *covers his ears* i would, but it won't do much good!!
*bryce glares at his brother*
Mishelle: if you do anything to your hair, it'll get worse! heck,
bandit's got better hair, much better than yours!
jonny: he does not!
mishelle: he does too!
jonny: he does not!
mishelle: he does too!
jonny: he does not!
mishelle: he does too! he does too!!!
Jonny: anything you can throw, i can throw harder! that hairy
tarantula's a good prove of that!
mishelle: you're a jerk!!
jonny: you're a dog!!
mishelle: you're a jerk!!
jonny: you're a dog!!
mishelle: you're a jerk!!
jonny: you're a dog!! you're a dog!!!
*mishelle gets angrier. bandit comes inside the room*
Mishelle: everytime i scream, you will scream louder!! and then you'll
faint, are you sure you're a guy??!!
jonny: tomboy!!
mishelle: fem-boy!!
jonny: tomboy!!
mishelle: fem-boy!!
jonny: tomboy!!
mishelle: fem-boy!! fem-boy!!!

Caludette: travis, better get out, i can see what is coming. bandit will
be having someone here for dinner!!
*bandit chomps on travis' leg*
travis: help! he's eating through my jeans!!!
bryce: *laughing, travis glares at him* i can't help it!! he treats you
like meat!!
*tai-lee goes to jonny and mishelle, still fighting*
Tai-lee: please stop fighting, we need our rest! do not forget we had a
really long flight!
jonny: it's her fault!
mishelle: it's his fault!
jonny: doberman!!
mishelle: clorox-boy!!
the rest of the jq 2000 team: go to bed!! go to bed!!! go to bed!!!!