Letra de Dick in a box

Hey, girl
I got something real important to give you
So just sit down
And listen

Girl, you know we been together
Such a long, long time
(Such a long time)
And now I´m ready
To lay it on the line

Wow, you know it´s Christmas
And my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what´s on my mind
(What´s on my mind)

A gift real special
So take off the top
Take a look inside
It´s my dick in a box
(It´s in a box)

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don´t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you´re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
I wanna get you something from the heart
(Something special, girl)

It´s my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It´s my dick in a box!
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl

See, I´m wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
And I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It´s easy to do
Just follow these steps:

One:
Cut a hole in a box
Two:
Put your junk in that box
Three:
Make her open the box
And that´s the way you do it

It´s my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It´s my dick in a box!
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl

Christmas
Dick in a box
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents´ house, a dick in a box
Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah
A dick in a box
Dick in a box
Dick in a box...