Letra de Bachelor boy when garry marrier

When I was young my father said "Son I have something to say,"
And what he told me I´ll never forget, until my dying day.
He said, "Son you are a bachelor boy
And that´s the way to stay, son you are a bachelor boy..."
-huh- I wish I was a bloody bachelor boy

A happy ba-che-lor was he,
But he ain´t no more, Gormless Garry
Us he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a bitch
called... Melanie
Who´s that then? Garry, who? - Garry
Slouched on the couch with that cow,
There ain´t any doubt there´s no escape
Now off his head, contented
Instead he wed, Melanie

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He said, "I only wanted to stay young"
But the silly sucker, flung his life away
"I only wanted to be free"
And he took no notice o´ me
And it´s all over now -huh- for Garry

The bag nagged Gaz to have a kid
The most gormless thing Garry ever did
Stuck in a rut, he knows he´s a nut, with a pain in the butt
called Melanie

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[Guitar bit]

Off his head, off his tree
Garry was a sucker when he married Melanie

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