Letra de Foolish behaviour

Can I introduce myself
I´m a man of panache and wealth
Sound in mind, body, soul and health
Why I wanna kill my wife
I have the urge to take her life

Been planing for years to get rid of her
Not divorce I really do mean to kill her
She´s so full of useless information and trivia
That´s why I wanna kill my wife
I have a duty to take her life

Her stupid friends get right up my nose
They all wear annoyingly sensible clothes
They´re all so bleeding grandiose,
You know why I should kill her friends
They´re all driving mercedes benz.

He´ll escape down into mexico
Sell the house and find a nice young girl
He´ll laugh and sing and he won´t work anymore.

Should I string her up or strangle her in bed
Suffocate that little venomous head
Or perhaps I´ll just whip her to death
Listen do me a favor kill my wife

Do it for mankind take her life
Or should I act quite cold and deliberate
Or maybe blow out her brains with a bullet
They´ll think suicide they won´t know who done it
I´m gonna kill my wife I´m really gonna take her life.

He´ll escape down into mexico
Sell the house and find a nice young girl
He´ll laugh and sing and he won´t work anymore

The moment of truth has come
I´m at the point of no return
I´ve got my hands locked round her throat
I´m about to kill my wife
Don´t stop me now I´m gonna take her life

Too late now I´m gonna kill my wife
Can´t help myself I´m gonna take her life

Telephone rang and he woke from his sleep
His wife snoring soundly next to him
It was all a very nasty dream