Letra de Kitsch me if you can

with a thrift store heart and a vintage mind
i pick the perfect pop vice that makes me shine

i ´don´t hassel the hoff´ in my jovi tour tee (from 1986)
and hit the pillow just right so my bedhead is authentic

and i walk among the masses that i shun
?so bad, it´s good?...so clever...
make all my pleasures guilty

just keep on lapping up the irony
and predictable cliches
sold with convenient insincerity
c´mon kitsch me if you can
come and kitsch me if you can

wouldn´t you like to know?...
what really lies under the mullet wig?...