Letra de Drastic sturgeon

Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving
Difference in prices is truly amazing
Chips from the freezer come in very big portions
Down our end you get fantastic reductions

You´re a cheeky sod
You´ve changed the odds
Well if that´s what you want

Get your op, see you shopping in Sainsbury´s
Look so good all the people won´t phase you
They´ll all be looking at you spending a fortune
Just like the second coming with a much better hairdo

Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I´ll be leaving soon

Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect
Pity ´bout the scar that is hidden below deck
Just like new ´cos your change is so drastic
Stay in the shade ´cos you´re just made of plastic

Don´t look twice
´Cos you´ve got different eyes
Than the ones that were fine
That you could see through
Don´t look twice
´Cos you´ve got different thighs
Than the ones that were fine
That you could sit through

(Oh, to me now)