Letra de Rocks instead of rice

Long white Limousine pulls up to the church
A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
I didn´t get an invitation but I´m here anyway
And I don´t care if I´m crashing their big day

Well, it might not be too Christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke
Virgin, please she ain´t fooling these folks
If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I´d be pulling her hair
And I´d kick that lying sack of should´ve known better
In the you know where

Well, it might not be too Christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere
Place your bets, my money´s on less than a year

Well, it might not be too Christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice
Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice, hey