Letra de Detox television

It´s DTTV
I got no beer in me
I start to D.T.
This show is so cheesy
I´m feelin so bad
This program´s makin me mad
I wish that I had
A beer - that would make me glad
It´s DTTV here at noon
I´m gonna hurl if I don´t get beer soon
It´s DTTV here at noon
I really hope that Lisa finds true love soon
I´m D.T.in on alcohol
But I can´t leave my TV set at all - I´ll go into withdrawal
This is my favorite soap
I´ll tell ya the general scope:
Johny´s got a drinkin problem
Doesn´t know just how to solve em
But all he need to do
Is make a beer run or two
I guess it ain´t that eaasy
I guess I´ll sit and DT
It´s Detox TV here at noon
I´m gonna hurl if I don´t get beer soon
It´s DTTVhere at noon
I´m shakin worse than an epileptic in a monsoon