Letra de Perform this way

My mamma told me when I was hatched
Act like a superstar
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far

Now on red carpets, well, I´m hard to miss
The press follows everywhere I go
I´ll poke your eye out with a dress like this
Back off and enjoy the show!

I´m sure my critics will say
It´s a grotesque display
Well, they can bite me, baby
I perform this way
I might be wearing swiss cheese
Or maybe covered with bees
It doesn´t mean I´m crazy
I perform this way

Ooh, my little monsters pay... lots ´cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way
Ooh, don´t worry, I´m okay... hey, I just perform this way
I´m not crazy
I perform this way

I´ll be a troll or evil queen
I´ll be a human Jelly Bean
Cause every day is Halloween
For me

I´m so completely original
My new look is all the rage
I´ll wrap my small intestines round my neck
And set fire to myself on stage
I´ll wear a porcupine on my head
On a W-H-I-M
(Hey, hey, hey)
And for no reason now I´ll sing in French:
"Excusez-moi, Qui a pété?" (Who cut the cheese?)

Got my straight jacket today
It´s made of gold lamé
No, not because I´m crazy
I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet
Cover myself with raw meat
I bet you´ve never seen a skirt steak
Worn this way

Don´t be offended when you see
My latest pop monstrosity
I´m strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
I´m Frankenstein, I´m Avatar
There´s nothing too embarrasing
I´ll honestly do anything
But wear white after Labor Day
´Cause baby, I perform this way

Hope you won´t think it´s cliche
If I go nude today
Don´t call the cops now, baby
I perform this way
No reason I should regret
All the attention I get
I´m not completely crazy
I perform this way, yeah

I perform this way, hey!
I perform this way, hey!
I´m always deviating from the norm this way, hey!
I perform this way, hey!
I perform this way, hey!
I´m really not insane, I just perform this way, hey!