Letra de Alf

Ah, before you say another word, may I present to you Alf

The show is on, your eye-lids are growing heavy, you are getting sleepy
You are no longer a cat, you are a bagel
What are you doing? - Hey, you scared me, you ought to wear a bell
What´s going on here? - What happened here?
I was, I was just teaching Lucky how to tell time
Show Willie what you´ve learned
You are hypnotizing him, aren´t you?
Okay, you caught us, I´m trying to help Lucky to beat the smoking problem
Just kidding, ha, ha, ha! - Go for it

Well, my name is Alf and I´m stuck on earth
I can´t get back to my place of birth
I´m making the best of a bad situation
Think of it as an extended vacation

Hello - is that you, Mister President?
Listen, I know you´re a busy guy, so I´ll make this brief
We´ve only got one planet, so why don´t you and the Rusky
Ease up a little, will you?
Goodnesses, that´s pretty complicated
Hope I haven´t oversimplified the problem
I´m, I´m sure we´ll do everything we can
Mr. Alf, we´re sending someone around right now
To follow up this thing, you just sit tight, okay? -You too!

Well, my name is Alf and I´m stuck on earth ....
Well, my name is Alf and I´m stuck on earth ....

Alf, what are you doing in my dress? - Blame the guy in the dress
No, don´t make a sound, stay right here and take off the dress
Alright, but I feel it only fair to warn you
I´m not wearing anything underneath

Well, my name is Alf and I´m stuck on earth
Well, my name is Alf and I´m stuck on earth ....
Well, don´t we feel foolish?