Letra de Monologue song (lalala)

I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I´m not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I´m not gonna talk about that
In my monologue

La la la,
La la la

I like writing songs about douch-bags who cheat on me
But I´m not gonna say that
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs
So that they´re ashamed to go in public
But I´m not gonna say that
In my monologue

La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical monologue!

You might think I´d bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I´m not gonna mention him *rolls eyes*
In my monologue
[Spoken:]
Hey Joe, I´m doing real well
Tonight I´m hosting SNL
[Sings:]
But I´m not gonna write about that
In my monologue

La la la, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la

And if you´re wondering if I might
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
[mouths: "Hi Taylor!" giving a little wave and blows a kiss into the camera and a wink]
I´m not gonna comment on that
In my monologue

La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical monologue

[looks around]

You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
[Breathes and sighs...smiles]

But there´s nothing more to say
Cause every thing´s okay
I´ve got security lining the stage

It´s my SNL monologue
La la,
La la la la la
This is my SNL monologue

La la,
La la la la la
That was my SNL monologue