Letra de Pipe bomb guru

I know that I´ll be famous when I kill the President
There´s gonna be blood on the White House lawn
Nuts and bolts and dynamite
in a six inch steel tube packed so tight
It´s gonna be disguised as a chocolate cake
and sweets will be the President´s last mistake

I´ve been brooding, self-imploding
my leash just snapped,
it feels so good to be unloading

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It´s not an idle threat, I´m gonna do it
I´m gonna build a pipe bomb,
I´m gonna follow through with
the death threat plans, and a social coup
and you won´t laugh when the dead guy is you,
will you Mr. President?
It´s gonna come true - pipe bomb guru

I used to be a postman till I took some bad acid
and burned a horse´s head on the boss´ desk
They put me in a mental ward, five year sentence
Workin´ in a bakery I plotted vengeance
I pulled a Betty Crocker on the nation´s chief
and this is one desert that´s gonna
wreck more than his teeth

I´ve been fuming - rage is boiling
The tether´s broke, man it´s great to be uncoiling

Chorus

I´m gonna hit this country´s voters where they live
I´m gonna turn the president into a human sieve
Pennsylvania Avenue is really gonna shake
There´s an awful lot of bang
in my German Chocolate cake

I´ll give history a sucker punch
Then write a book about it and get paid to speak at brunches

Chorus

A personal apocalypse - pipe bomb guru