Letra de Peter piper

Now Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rapped rhymes.
Humpty Dumpty fell down, that´s his hard time.
Jack B. Nimble was nimble, and he was quick,
But Jam Master was faster, Jack saw Jay´s dick.
Now little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep.
And Alice stilled her hunger in Wonderland
Jack servin´ Jill bucket in his hand.
And Jam Master Jay is making out our sound,
The turntable might wobble but they won´t fall down.

I got the juice and Mother Goose both did that thing.
Jam Master´s gettin´ loose and DMC´s the king.
Cause he´s adult entertainer, child educator,
Jam Master Jay, king of the crossfader.
He´s the better of the best, best believe he´s the baddest.
Perfect timin´ when I´m climbin´, I´m a rhymin´ acrobatist.
When he cuts, girls move their butts.
His name is Jay, hear the play, he must be nuts.
And on the mix, real quick, and I´d like to say
he´s not fast, but he´s fast and his name is Jay!

It goes a one, two, three and...

Jay´s like King Midas, as I was told,
everything that he touched, turned to gold.
He´s the greatest of the greater, getting straight A´s grade.
Playing fame cause his name is known in every state.
His name is Jay to see him play will make you say:
"Goddamn, that DJ made my day!"
Like the butcher, the baker, the candlesticks maker,
He´s a maker, a breaker, and a title taker.
Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe.
If cuts were kids, he would be to.
I´m not lying, y´all, he´s the best I know,
and if I lie, my nose will grow
like the little wooden boy named Pinochio,
and you all know how the story goes!

Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs.
He´s the big bad wolf and you´re the three pigs.
He´s the big bad wolf in your neighbourhood,
not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good!

There it is...

We´re Run-DMC, got a beef to settle.
D´s not Hansel, he´s not Gretel.
Jay´s a winner, not a beginner.
His pocket is fat, other get thinner.
Jump on Jay like cows on moons,
People take Jay like dish and spoon.
And like all fairytales end,
You´ll see Jay again my friend!
Huh!