Letra de A fable with no moral

I went and sold my soul so I could pay my rent
I waited by the mail, but the check was never sent
So I called the Devil up, but I just got his machine
I left an angry message, said "I gotta have the green"
I didn´t give up then, but I made another plan
If Satan didn´t want my soul I´d sell it to the man
I tried to find the number, but it wasn´t in the book
I´d get the money anyhow, no matter what it took
No matter what it took

No paragon of virtue, at least I´m not a thief
It´s so easily justified but always leads to grief
So I got a piece of cardboard and made myself a sign
To sell my soul below the market rate was my design
I went down on the street and I tried to make the deal
A Land Rover drove right by with Satan at the wheel
He saw what I was doing and said

"That´s not yours to sell!
You´ll get your check tomorrow
and I´ll see your ass in Hell
So you´d better spend it well"