Letra de Duku man

Yo, I´m like lately seeing like,
Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but,
When I´m on a skankin´ ting, no lie I´m on a blankin´ ting,
And if you feel my shit, I´m on a thankin´ ting
But if you bring a pretty girl around me,
I´m on a spankin´ ting, it´s no wankin´ ting ai
See me I´m on a stancin´ ting, forever more I shall be the skankin´ king

So if you wanna come hotel, don´t waste time,
Only get one chance, don´t get nine,
like cartel said "mi cocky longer than mi nine"
so back it up and call it bump and grind,
I´m a man, you´re a female,
And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook
But they can´t back their rows in up in detail,
Don´t bring your pictures, don´t know your emails

Yo, I´m a hard worker but I´m not a grime MC,
So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics,
With my friends reminiscing about the days,
When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block
and go to girls hostels (Aah!),
Shank them then leave their best friend,
You´re the shit to my shoe,
(waste)
Dad shoulda splashed on the floor in your mom´s face

Hey, if you´re a duku man, you´ve gotta be stackin´ up duku grands,
No fools round here, no lulus man,
You man are spooky, you do voodoo (You do voodoo?)

What planet are you on you must be cuckoo,
I don´t wanna put a thing in Fifi´s hands,
´Cause you´re real definitely, make it, go duku
We´re supposed to have rules, not lulus,
Never have I seen a man run that fast,
I´m surprised that he never done a poo poo (fart noise),
Oi donut, dickhead beenie man´s cousin,
Pussy lick it more than a dozen
I did ask Tulisa, and she told me that:
("I will never shag a man unless I love him!")
Zagaza, I wanna be fake ragamuffin,
How can you let a likkle man like me make
two grown men like you start dussin´
Never talk to their friends when they come and start duckin´
You men are buggin´, wanna talk shit behind my back,
When you see me start runnin´,
You bein´ heavy like a ton full of bricks, N-Dubz got a bag full of hits,
You and your boys are back full of pricks, if we come to your party,
You know we´re gonna leave with all of the chicks

If you´re a duku man, you´ve gotta be stackin´ up duku grands,
No fools round here, no lulus man,
You man are spooky, you do voodoo (Dooks tell me...)

What would you if you´re in a club dancin´,
A man rollin´ with his girlfriend on a sad ting,
And she starts givin´ you the eye like it´s a bang ting,
I know what I would do I ain´t rampin´ (Dooks)
I would take her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
Give her willy, till the "bye den" wink
Don´t think I´m buyin´ you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
You´re just another link, I don´t care what you think

When I die, don´t bury me, burn me,
By the way things are goin´, I might die early,
I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:
I´m a killer and no one can hurt me
When I die don´t bury me, freeze me,
By the way things are goin´ I might die easy,
I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:
I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy
Many men i know are livin´ in a dreamland,
Thinkin´ they can play two notes on a keyboard,
And come up with a song like ours,
Your mixtape stinks like a fart (fart noise),
My album´s a slut in the charts,
half a million of my CDs got shift like hot cakes over the counter
So could you please stop standin´ in the west, when you can´t even sell
Two of them in an hour, go go cobunion,
I clunked you with a shank then done them,
I´m from a place called North West London,
I heard your mum´s got bunions fam, what!