Letra de 7 things -spoof-

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It´s time for me to say this,
addresing all you guys.
Except for all the drag queens,
who deserve nobel prize.
But the straight guys-
they don´t realize
what we go through
everyday
and it´s a lot.
Now it´s time for
all us females
to remind you
just in case
you all forgot.

The 7 things guys don´t have to do:
1.Shave legs.
2.Give birth.
3.Aunt Flow.
4.Wear skirts.
5.War armpits.
Hey, it hurts!
6.Wear pantyhose.
7.And paint your toes too.
8.High heels.
9.Pluck brows.
10.Skip meals.
11.Count pounds.
12.Some girls have to carry heavy mounds.
...We´re way past 7 now
but I´ll keep going anyhow.
13.Uncomfy thongs.
14.Tight bras.
15.Tampons.
16.Blow your money on beauty salons.
17.Flat iron burns.
18.And healt concerns from hair dye fumes.
...And the reason why we do these face things that we do...
is we do it for you.

Sometimes we´re hard to deal with.
That- we can´t deny.
But just think of what we go through.
See, that´s the reason why

1.Shave legs.
2.Give birth.
3.Aunt Flow.
4.Wear skirts.
5.War armpits.
Hey, it hurts!
6.Wear pantyhose.
7.And paint your toes too.
8.High heels.
9.Pluck brows.
10.Skip meals.
11.Count pounds.
12.Some girls have to carry heavy mounds.
...We´re way past 7 now
but I´ll keep going anyhow.
13.Uncomfy thongs.
14.Tight bras.
15.Tampons.
16.Blow your money on beauty salons.
17.Flat iron burns.
18.And healt concerns from hair dye fumes.
...And the reason why we do these face things that we do...
is we do it for you.