Letra de Record collection

I take too long to answer telephones
I take too long to type my name and record messages
But my handwriting is excellent
In fact it´s second to none, none

I just got in from somewhere really good
They offered me the part of Bono
And a speaking role
With all the merchandice and sunglasses
I could ever need, need

I drive round cities in a chariot
I get prefential treatment at the Marriot
But if the truth be told I´m naked under all these clothes

I tell you what it is on my mind
I only want to be in your record collection
I only want to be in your record collection
And I´ll do anything it takes just to get there

My brain is buzzing and the room is strange
Like that scene in a trading places at the stock exchange
I made a million over night in ´87
Now I´m living in my parking space, parking space

My teeth are bright and my hair is clean
I wear Paco Rabanne like I was Charlie Sheen
But in the rain we all look wet and in the snow we all look cold

I tell you what it is on my mind
I only want to be in your record collection
I only want to be in your record collection
And I´ll do anything it takes just to get there

Discusted by all the flashness I think I´m a don
They think I´m an actor but I catch this
My two needs are a pillow and a matress
Once I can fill up the space with a famous actress
Give me a mil, I´ll do a DJ set
I pull spickey green like a cactus
Show off, egos high you can´t match this
Chauvinastic pig money mans tactics

I´m not as clever as I thought I was
It got pointed out to me as I was tying the knot
And all I want to know is how I got so far down, down

I´m not as lucky as I thought I was
My luck ran out they other day as I was crossing the road
Who would have thought a truck like that
Could have caused so much...

I tell you what it is on my mind
I only want to be in your record collection
I only want to be in your record collection
And I´ll do anything it takes just to get there