Letra de Dear dottie

Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you´ll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News

My tongue is hairy, my lips are blue
Oh Dear Dotti what will I do?
Shaved my tongue but my back is hairy too!
Signed, Hairy and Blue

Honey you´re funny, with a hairy tongue
I can´t imagine who would want some
Stop shaving and get it waxed
No one likes a hairy trap oh hairy trap

Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you´ll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News

I married my dad, my mom´s my aunt
I´m going to ashram, so I can chant,
Dotti, I just gotta know, should I stay with Daddy
Or should I go, Signed, I don´t know.

Don´t know, you´re cracked, married you pop?
You just admitted your life is a flop
Go to the ashram, chant up a storm
You´re too big an idiot to ever, ever be reformed.

Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you´ll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News
Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you´ll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News