Letra de Getting married today

Mercedes:
Bless this day
Pinnacle of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day

Will:
Emma, I can´t find my shoes

Today is for Emma
Emma, I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you
To honor you forever
Today is for Emma
My happily soon-to-be wife

Emma, we´re really getting married!

Emma:
Pardon me
Is everybody there?
Because if everybody´s there
I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding
I´d appreciate your going even more
I mean you must have lots of better things to do
And not a word of this to Will
Remember Will, you know, the man I´m gonna marry
But I´m not
Because I wouldn´t ruin anyone as wonderful as he is
But I thank you all
For the gifts and the flowers
Thank you all
Now it´s back to the showers
Don´t tell Will
But I´m not getting married today

Mercedes:
Bless this day
Tragedy of life
Husband yoked to wife
The heart sinks down and feels dead
This dreadful day

Will:
Emma, I can´t find my good cuff-links

Emma:
They´re on the dresser
Right next to my suicide note

Listen, everybody, look
I don´t know what you´re waiting for
A wedding, what´s a wedding
It´s a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever
Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of
Which is followed by a honeymoon
Where suddenly he´ll realize
He´s settled with a nut
And wanna kill me, which he should
So, thanks a bunch
But I´m not getting married
Go have lunch
´Cause I´m not getting married
You´ve been grand
But I´m not getting married
Don´t just stand there
I´m not getting married
And don´t tell Will
But I´m not getting married today

Go, can´t you go?
Why is no
Body listening?
Goodbye
Go and cry
At another person´s wake
If you´re quick
For a kick
You could pick
Up a Christening
But please
On my knees
There´s a human life at stake!

Listen everybody
I´m afraid you didn´t hear
Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you
It isn´t only Will, who may be ruining his life
You know we´ll both of us be losing our identities
I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to see him Monday
But by Monday I´ll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
I´m not well
So I´m not getting married
You´ve been swell
But I´m not getting married
Clear the hall
´Cause I´m not getting married
Thank you all
But I´m not getting married
And don´t tell Will
But I´m not getting married today

Mercedes:
Bless this bride
Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts to rain

Will:
Today is for Emma

Emma (Will):
Go, can´t you go?
Look, you know (Emma)
I adore you all (I give you)
But why (The rest of)
Watch me die (My life)
Like Eliza on the ice? (To cherish)
Look, perhaps (And to keep you)
I´ll collapse
In the apse
Right before you all
So take (To honor you)
Back the cake (Forever)
Burn the shoes and boil the rice (Today is for Emma)
Look, I didn´t wanna have to tell you (My happily)
But I may be coming down with Hepatitis (Soon-to-be)
And I think I´m gonna faint (Wife)
So if you wanna see me faint
I´ll do it happily (My adorable)
But wouldn´t it be funnier to go and watch a funeral (Wife)
So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates
Thirty-seven butter knives
Forty-seven paperweights
Fifty-seven candle holders

Will:
One more thing

Emma:
I am not getting married!

Invitados:
Amen!

Will:
Softly said

Emma:
But I´m not getting married!

Invitados:
Amen!

Will:
With this ring

Emma:
Still I´m not getting married!

Invitados:
Amen!

Will:
I thee wed.

Emma:
See, I´m not getting married!

Invitados:
Amen!

Will y Emma:
Let us pray

Will (Emma):
That we are getting married (That I´m not getting married)

Will y Emma con los invitados:
Today!