Letra de A fine romance

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you´re as cold as
yesterday´s mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won´t nestle
A fine romance, you won´t wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven´t got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I´ll take jello
You´re calmer than the seals
In the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I´ve never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance