Letra de New routine

Two men sit in the corner of a diner
Both of them look quite a bit like Carl Reiner
One of them is smoking even though the sign says not to
The waitress says to stop, he says sorry but I´ve got to
They tell each other jokes that they both know that they both know
They talk about real estate, prostates, Costco
And when they finish up they leave a twenty on the table
The waitress picks it up with their half-eaten bagels
And when her shift is over she goes back to Mineola
Sits on the couch, opens up a diet cola and says

I´m so, I´m so sick of this place I´m so ready for a change of pace
I´m just looking for a new routine
So she spins her globe and the next thing you know
She´s living in Liechtenstein

She doesn´t speak German, only high school Spanish
But within a few weeks she discovers she can manage
But there´s not much going on except for banking and skiing
So she breaks up with the man that she just started seeing
He drops her at the airport in a diesel Mercedes
Thinks to himself I´m so feeble with the ladies and I

I´m so, I´m so sick of this place
I´m so ready for a change of pace
I´m just looking for a new routine
So he grabs his cap
Throws a dart at a map
And now he´s living in Bowling Green

He talks his way into
A job at La Quinta
Falls for the manager
Who´s moving back to Canada
She´s tried Roanoke, Reykjavik, Rome
Says you´re really sweet but I just want to go home

Two men sit in the corner of a diner
One of them says I might take a trip to China
It´s one of those things we should do before we´re too old
Thanks but no thanks, bring me back an egg roll
Bring it back