Letra de Moving to florida

I-I´m gonna move down to Florida.
And I´m gonna bowl me a-a perfect game.
I´m gon´ cut off my leg down in Florida.
And I´m gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.

Well they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man.
And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew.
I said that when I go down to Florida [ways],
They´re ain´t no kind of sexual healing that I would not, should not,
or could not do, except this right here:

Well I´m movin´ down to Florida.
And you know that I´m gonna hafta potty train the chairman Mao.
And I´m gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child.
And then I´m gonna grind me a White Castle slider out of India´s sacred cow.

Well, I´m goin down to Florida, child.
And I´m gonna build me the atomic bomb.
I´m gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child.
Ain´t nobody - ain´t nobody gonna tell me what to do. Stepchild.

By this time I guess you´ve figured out about Florida.
Turn the muddy water into Vaseline stains.
They be makin´ tadpoles the size of Mercuries in Florida.
That be tellin´ Julio Iglesias what to sing, now.
Well, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man,
Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too.
´cause all the sausages that dance like Ray Bolger on the hood of a car in a traffic jam
Know just exactly.. what to do. Right here:

Well I be goin´ to Florida.
Pole cats sit back in the Seminole sand.
You know when I´m in Florida,
Just like Vince, I want it all.
Well I went down to Florida.
I got hurt.
So I took all the children down to Florida.
We start to get down in the dirt.
Well I´m never going back to Florida
That´s why I´m movin today
When I settle down in Florida,
I´m gonna explode the whole damn Tampa Bay.
Get that boy to Florida,
And teach him what to do.