Letra de Dick with no balls

Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public Enemy, but don´t believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder´s got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin´s missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I´m a pussy and you´re a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can´t even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you´re not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I´ll watch the "Academy Awards"
That´s why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must´ve given up on hair plugs ´cause now you´re going toupee

All in all you´re just another dick with no balls
All in all you´re just another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don´t wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ´em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where´s your brother Daryl? Where´s your other brother Daryl?
Givin´ me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I´m a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I´ll be glad to do your girlfriend, I´ll be glad that you do time
Here´s the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine´s platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you´re choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken´s bone

All in all you´re just another dick with no balls
All in all you´re just another dick with no balls

Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde.