Letra de Mexico

Come gather round me people,
Here´s a story you never heard
´Bout me and my friends
And some things that occurred
We thought we´d get some money,
We thought that we might go
Spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico

I was working at McDonalds,
Doing´ the late night run
When a car pulled up the drive through
And pointed out a gun
Said give us all your money
And three big Macs to go
I stuffed them all in a bag
And I ducked down below

Well the boss got angry when he found out
I didn´t call the police
I guess I was kind of nervous,
There was a warrant out on me
Concerning´ some jaywalking tickets
I couldn´t afford to pay
Needless to say I got the axe that same day

Well me being´ out of work just then
I didn´t wanna go home
My mom said if I lost this job
I´d have to go out on my own
So I went over to Dave´s house
And got really stoned
Called up some girls
But none o´ them were home

Steve came over and he brought some alcohol
We´re all gettin really depressed
Just staring´ at the wall
Thought we´d get some money,
We thought that we might go
Spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico

Steve´s dad had a hunting´ rifle
And we went and picked it up
And we stopped into the 7-11 to try our luck
We raised up that hunting´ rifle
But the counter guy just laughed
As he pulled out an Uzi
We turned and hauled ass

We were running so fast ´til we came
To the McDonalds where I used to work
We walked up to the drive through
And gave my boss a jerk
Said give us all your money
And three big Macs to go
And suck on this you weasel
We´re going to Mexico

Down south we all got really wasted,
Dave got a case of the runs
We´re all really hung over
And gettin low on funds
Dave and Steve called their parents
And took the bus back home
Me, I got a job at McDonalds down in Mexico